What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
Why did the drummer stare at the frozen juice can?
Because it said, "Concentrate".
I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that sir?"
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.